Since everything today is about the death of Osama, what if the top directors of bollywood decide to make a movie on Osama, here is what it would be like...
Yash Chopra
The film will revolve around how Obama once romanced Osama's wife (in a shifone burkha, of course) in the Swiss Alps. And then when Osama realizes how he has gotten between their love, he decides to call Obama and give his life away.
Karan Johar
Pretty much the same story, but ending would be different. And then one day Obama gets a call from her, and she tells him where Osama is hiding. Karan will also name his movie, Kkya Kya Ho Gaya!!
Sanjay Leela Bhansali
Will skip the topic of Osama altogether and make a film on his mother
Ram Gopal Verma
There is no D-company connection of Osama, right?? So sorry, Ramu wont make a movie on this
Manmohan Desai (incidently this will also be the plot of Jeffrey Archer's novel)
The movie will be about how Obama and Osama were born to the same parents and then get separated during the Hawaian carnival or Dubai shopping festival. Once Osama is killed, his military chief brings him the locket that Osama was holding in his hand when he died, and it would have their parents' picture.
Subhash Ghai
This will show Osama breaking into a song and dance routine (Obama nahi Osama hoon mai, …..) and the closing sequence will have Subhash Ghai leading the assault force (yukkkkk)
Ashutosh Gowarikar
Well he will just make it so long that nobody will even bother to watch it
Aamir Khan
Will grow his beard for 2 years and then will go hide in Tora-Bora mountains for the publicity of the film.
Sunny Deol
You know the plot to this one, don’t you?? Well yeah, yeah !! Sue me for being predictable!! Sunny Paaji will go and rip apart all the handpumps in Pakistan until he finds Osama hiding beneath one of them.
Mahesh Bhatt
Finally Mahesh Bhatt will be able to cast paki actors wid a valid reason
Suraj Barjatya
...and Suraj Barjatya will show Bush, Obama, Osama and Saddam as part of a joint family living under the same roof with Manmohan Singh playing 'Prem'
